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A long time before I even thought of moving to Russia I met someone from the British Royal Navy who told me of his one and only experience with Russian people. He was on a destroyer in some remote part of the world when he and his crew came upon a Russian battle ship.
As the USSR had only recently collapsed, leaving Russia’s economy was in free fall, when the two ships came alongside each other the Russian sailors called out to beg some western products, mostly Levi jeans. The sailor I met told me he traded every pair he had in return for wads of American dollars; he did so well in fact that he even considered trading the pair covering his own arse.I recalled this particularly amusing and rather ironic anecdote this week when I found myself in a similar position to those Russian sailors.The problem was that I only brought 2 pairs of jeans from the UK and only recently discovered that they both had a small hole in the crotch; not a huge problem, the holes are barely noticeable, but still, I thought it better to replace them sooner rather than later, seeing as 99% of my students are of the young female variety and I don’t want to be sacked for gross misconduct on account of my jeans betraying my dignity. So I needed jeans. Just 2 pairs of denim trousers. It sounds simple doesn’t it?
The thing is that I like to wear flared or boot cut jeans. Not only do they give me the false impression that I am 1% John Travolta but they also allow my crown jewels a little more room to breathe.
What I didn’t know before (seeing as I don’t spend my time looking at men’s arses) and what I know now, is that Russian men prefer the skinny jeans. They think wearing their jeans so tight that it pushes their manbits up into the stomachs looks cool, hard and/or fashionable.What they don’t know, and what I have only just realised, is that this preference for skinny jeans is probably a major contributing factor to Russia’s falling birth rate, which as some of you may know, has been a hot topic in the Kremlin these past two years.
My quest for boot cut jeans led me through a maze of independent shops and high street stores, sadly to no avail. I searched the internet; I quizzed my students; I looked high and low, under every rock and stone. I became so desperate that I even considered sending some money to my sister in Wales so she could send me a few pairs, but hesitated as it would cost a small fortune.
I lost all hope, and was this very morning at the point of capitulation when I discovered a branch of Marks & Spencer had been built right here in the centre of Siberia.
Thank the lord for M&S. Both logic and instinct told me that they would likely have a few pairs of the magic roomy jeans; M&S is after all a major British multinational retailer and they have a reputation for selling garments ‘what preserve a person’s dignity while being a bit classy’.
Fresh faced and full of beans, my wife and I left out apartment at 1pm sharp and made our way across the city to a place called Planet, a small Siberian shopping centre the size of Jupiter. When we got there we were both ravenous.
Thankfully, like all major shopping centre places, Planet has a huge section devoted to filling people’s tummies. There were several outlets, each one serving a variety if salads, meat products etc. There was even a KFC but it had a queue ten people long so we gave it a miss.

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